Today's Top Eight Voting Decisions

8.) Atlanta could elect its first white mayor in 35 years: City Councilwoman Mary Norwood is the front runner in the polls. Her closest competitors are Lisa Borders and Kasim Reed, both African-American. Outgoing mayor Shirley Franklin (D) has endorsed Lisa Borders in this non-partisan race.

7.) Governor's race in Virginia could be the first warning shot in a referendum against Obama: Obama carried Virginia last year, the first Democrat to do so in over 40 years, and the two previous governors have been Democrats. But Virginia has a long history of voting against the current White House resident's party when it comes to populating its Governor's Mansion. Republican front-runner Bob McDonnell currently has a double-digit lead in the polls.

6.) Governor's race in New Jersey could be a third-party-pooper: Gov. Jon Corzine (D) was behind Chris Christie (R) in the polls over the summer, but the emergence of Chris Daggett (I) now has Corzine and Christie in a dead heat. It appears the Independent is "stealing" votes from the Republican.

5.) Houston could elect its first openly-gay mayor: City Controller Annise Parker, who has been elected to various offices in Houston six times, is currently running even in the polls.

4.) Civil Unions on the ballot in Washington State: Earlier this year, what is called Washington's "everything but marriage" bill was signed into law and gave registered domestic partners additional state-granted rights currently given only to married couples. In a vote similar to Maine's, Washington will decide whether to overturn the legislation.

3.) Same-sex marriage on the ballot in Maine: Maine could be the sixth state to allow same-sex marriage if voters uphold legislation signed earlier this year.

2.) Maine also votes in medical marijuana legislation: I'm "double-dipping" in Maine today. What I wouldn't give to actually be there on the ground. Maine will be voting to expand the list of conditions eligible for medical marijuana and it will also create state-licensed dispensaries.

1.) New York's 23rd Congressional District votes for a Democrat or a Conservative: After running the Republican candidate, DeDe Scozzafava, out of town for being "too liberal" these nearly-Canadians will most likely elect third party candidate Doug Hoffman (C). Scozzafava has since endorsed the Democratic candidate Bill Owens. For the first time since 1872 this district could send someone to the U.S. House who is NOT a Republican. The conservative paradigm shift within the GOP is exemplified in this turf war near the Canadian border, and could either galvanize the party to reorganize and reconcile, or further fracture the party into a moderate base and a far-right fringe. Hopefully, the far-right fringe will slide away to the third party Conservatives and lose the power base (and fund-raising abilities) of the GOP.

I will post the results for these elections/ballot initiatives as they come in. I am not a fan of exit polling, so I will not be posting updates throughout the day. However, for those of you who do want continuous status reports, you can always turn to www.cnn.com/POLITICS for updates and news throughout the day. Or, watch live news on your laptop at www.cnn.com/live. They will have an election special at 7:00 p.m. EST.

Happy (Off-Year) Election Day!

Oh, I just can't wait to see what happens! I will be glued to my t.v. as never before for one of these election days. I don't usually care about relatively minor off-year elections, but there is sooooo much going on today, and even more at stake in our wayward country that has seemingly gone "off message" when it comes to freedom and equality. For your entertainment, we have NY Conservative Party whack-jobs, Tea-Baggers (if you don't know what that means you don't watch Bill Maher), same sex marriage, and several mayoral elections including right here in A-oh, uh...a large city in the Southeast. I will be back later to post election results (and appropriate commentary) as they happen, so stay tuned!

Jesus Goes to the Dark Carnival: Hell House Gets a Makeover?

Hello my dear readers, and happy Halloween! Here's a nice little treat for you. (No trick, I promise!) It's another article from Religion Dispatches. The timely subject is the phasing-out (or is it?) of those "God-awful" Hell Houses the Evangelical churches used to stage during this Satanic holiday. Let us remind the boys and girls YET AGAIN that Samhain predates Christianity by at least a thousand years, and Satan is a Christian invention. So...even though you may wish with all your heart for this to be a Satanic holiday, it does not compute. Sorry. Anyway...went off on a mini-rant there...here's the article:

http://www.religiondispatches.org/archive/religiousright/1976/jesus_goes_to_the_dark_carnival%3A_hell_house_gets_a_makeover/

Not sure these "Judgement Houses" are any different from the Hell Houses that preceded them. It's my opinion that these new incarnations are even more insidious because the message is more subtle.

Decomposing Humanism: Why Replace Religion?

At first glance, I thought I wasn't going to like this article. "Why Replace Religion?" seemed to beg for the answer, "Religion is great; it doesn't need replacing." I am happy to report I was wrong. Austin Dacey beautifully articulates, and argues against, the tendency among the more ardent atheists and humanists to proselytize to the disillusioned masses, hoping to lure away non-church people to some kind of organized, centralized secular humanist...church. It's like a group of anarchists trying to establish a centralized government. So, stop it already. We left church to get away from dogma. Duh...

http://www.religiondispatches.org/archive/religionandtheology/1963/decomposing_humanism%3A_why_replace_religion/

By the way, be sure to check out the rest of this e-zine, Religion Dispatches. And check back often. Good stuff abounds.

A senator in a hostile climate: it must be very lonely being the last flat-earther

A Republican Senator from an oil-producing state still clings to the old party line that Global Warming is a hoax perpetrated by the Left? Nahhh.....surely not in this day and age. Once again, Al Gore's use of the Upton Sinclair quote in "An Inconvenient Truth" is terribly appropriate: "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." Seriously, people....time to vote this ignorant incompetent out of office. Then again, if we vote one ignorant incompetent out of office, we may as well proceed with the hundreds of others. Time to clean House? (And Senate?)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/27/AR2009102702845.html

On a positive note, even "responsible journalists" at the Washington Post seem to be making a judgment call and are displaying the proper response to Inhofe's shenanigans: ridicule.

"Playing God" and screwing around with bioethics is not a problem. But heaven forbid we grow (and smoke) a little weed...This cartoon would be funny if it didn't so accurately reflect the current rationale behind the "War on Drugs."

Church of Scientology hits rough patch

Finally...an appropriate response to this whack-a-doo cult. Let's just hope the conviction (and fines and prison term) stick.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts956

Faith No More: What I've learned from debating religious people around the world.

Remember the fun times I had in my Christian Ethics class? The professor was one of those "champions of faith" whom Christopher Hitchens (one of my superheros) debated. Here is a recent article written by Hitchens about his debates. It makes for good reading, and gives me hope that ultimately secular humanism will win in this world:

http://www.slate.com/id/2233586/?from=rss

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Pointed Rant

Today's target is the History Channel. Is anyone else watching that awful new series "The Nostradamus Effect"? I've found it interesting, in that it is basically cotton candy for this historian's brain. I like Nostradamus and his work...as part literary genre part train wreck (as in no matter how horrible I know it's going to be I just can't tear myself away from the spectacle) but I do not believe in any prophetic mumbo jumbo, especially not some glorified court wizard with political ambitions. I do like it as poetry, though. And I love watching the brainless spazoids piss themselves over the coming apocalypse.

Last week's episode of this show takes the prize for irresponsible documentary journalism of the month. The topic of the show was "The Seven Seals" as in the seven seals that were broken by Jesus in the Book of Revelation that set in motion the End Times. NOT ONE "EXPERT" ON THE SHOW WAS A LEGITIMATE, REPUTABLE BIBLICAL SCHOLAR. Not one. Not even close. And if you're going to discuss a book of the Bible that is arguably the book that carries the most emotional baggage, is rife with literary devices and symbology understood in a time long past whose meaning is lost on most today, then you really need at least one person qualified to discuss this as the example of apocalyptic literary genre it actually is. But, no. No experts here. Instead, they assembled the usual suspects: religious radio talk show hosts, Evangelical ministers, pseudo-philosophers, authors of questionable "scholarly" works, and MICHAEL BAIGENT. You know... Michael "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" Baigent. Ugh.

One asshole actually had the audacity to state "most biblical scholars believe the events recounted in the Book of Revelation are imminent." Um....no. Bible THUMPERS believe it. But most BIBLICAL SCHOLARS don't believe that any passage of the Bible represents the literal truth (unless it's a historical account for which we have archaeological evidence), or that any prophetic pronouncements will come true, ever have come true, or that the author meant for anyone to believe they would come true. Biblical prophecies are socio-political commentaries critical of the current state of the world. In the Hebrew Bible the targets were Babylon and the corrupt, blaspheming Israelite kings. In the New Testament, the target was the Roman Empire. Please, people. The "Beast" in Revelation is Nero. O.K.? Not some supernatural spawn of Satan who will rise up and dupe the masses into assembling a 200 million-strong Army of Evil. Please stop setting up your lawn chairs at Tel Meggido in anticipation of the Final Battle.

But, just in case, let's all stay tuned for 12/21/12. You never know...the impossible could happen. I might be proven wrong.

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Omarosa Enrolls at UTS in Dayton

I've been gone for months, graduated in May, never did an update, and haven't posted a message yet for 2009. THIS is what brings me back...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090818/ap_en_tv/us_people_omarosa

I never watch The Apprentice, or any competition reality show for that matter, and so don't really know that much about her. I just thought this was funny.

And since I am currently unemployed and bored to tears, I suppose I should at least finish what I started here. Next week I start a Master of Library and Information Science degree online through...oh, maybe I shouldn't mention the institution. I might want to start a new blog and rag on them for a couple of years!

Footnote:
My husband knows someone who is also at UTS and has a class with her. Hmmm....there may be insider information, like what kinds of stupid things does she say in class, coming soon!

Hello there, remember me?

Well this has been one Hell of a semester, let me tell you. But then, I suppose I don't have to tell you. I've been gone for more than two months. I imagine it was pretty obvious that this was a crazy time. I should have known it was going to be this way when it took me three trips to get all my books for the semester. And papers, and papers, and papers....I went through 7 ink cartridges this semester. I guess it was worth it since I had my best grad school semester yet: 3.8 GPA. I'll take it.

Anyway, all that is behind me now...until it begins again in January. I do feel I owe everyone an apology. Here I promised to spend more time on the blog and I ended up staying away for the longest absence yet. I didn't even rant and rave in a post-election celebration post! I was a little busy with a bottle of Pinot Grigio that night. Well, it seems a little odd to do that now, so let's just say that it is probably fairly obvious that we in this house are ecstatic. And Florida...that was a sweet, sweet victory. For all the obvious reasons.

I will try harder next semester, I promise. But here's a dose of reality: I have to finish my Integrative Paper, and three of my four classes are Graduate Division of Religion (that is PhD) classes. Because I wasn't abused and overworked enough this fall, I felt I needed more for the spring.

Well, my dear friends, I will try to stop in a few more times during the break, but we will be gone more than we will be home. Off to Jamaica for the first week in January! And it seems a little unsavory to be sitting by the clothing-optional pool at Hedonism and blogging about Seminary. Hmmm...then again...maybe I will take my laptop after all!!

Best wishes to you all for a Merry Christmas, St. Stephen's Day, Michael Mass, Blessed Yule, Happy Hanukkah, and whatever else you weird people of faith celebrate! And Happy Kwanzaa and Happy New Year!

Random Musing

So, I've been trying to get a group from Seminary together to go see "Religulous." So far, no luck. I can't imagine why...I can't believe some theatres in this area actually have the balls to screen it.

Random Musing

Driving through the neighbourhoods I have noticed a disturbing trend. The rattiest looking, most economically depressed streets are littered with McCain/Palin signs. Once again, voting against one's interests seems to be the hip thing in this area. To top it all off, the house on the corner has a "Ten Commandments" yard sign. Who needs a job when you've got Jesus? I have known this for quite some time, but it is really starting to feel urgent: We have to get the fuck out of here. Soon.

Sermon of the Week

Are you lost?
Turn in here
We have directions
Ask for "Jesus"

No, thanks. I have a road atlas. It's called education.

Happy Anniversary! A few days late...

So, o.k. I promised a special anniversary posting on the actual anniversary, which was last Friday. And here it is the following Wednesday already. I've been busy!! And sick. Ah, yes...fall is here. Time for six cups of coffee in the morning, a Lunesta in the evening, late-night reading, last-minute paper finishing, bitching about professors who still insist on busy work in graduate school, and of course popping zinc lozenges like they were white crosses. (Anyone know where I can get some of those, by the way?) I'm kidding. For now.

Anyhoo, here we are one year later. What have I learned? A lot. Let's review:
1.) Graduate school is not the last bastion of intelligence, erudition, and sophistication I hoped it would be. It seems ignorance and naivete still thrive in one of the top-ranked universities in the country.

2.) Even the most liberal-minded Christians can still be intolerant and hypocritical, or moony-eyed, irrational whack-jobs who define themselves within a world that bears no resemblance to reality.

3.) Despite the personal beliefs of the students and some faculty members, relativism, as a modus operandi, is alive and well in the practicum and contextual education of this seminary. I've been a keen observer for a year now (not to mention being raised Methodist) and I still have no idea what it is exactly we are supposed to believe.

4.) Developing deep bonds with new friends and colleagues can happen in the most unexpected moments, and in less than a heartbeat. Some days truly have been grace-filled, and these are the days that take my breath away.

5.) I belong in academia; I have found my home.

6.) I have found more strength and intelligence than I expected to find within me. And I'm the only one who seems surprised by this. Classmates and professors alike look to me for advice and opinions. And, apparently, I'm discussed in the faculty lounge and other places. My reputation precedes me, and this time it's a good thing.

7.) Undergrads keep getting younger and more obnoxious with each passing semester.

8.) And, therefore, I do not want to be a professor. I just finished applying to San Jose State University's Master of Library and Information Science program. If you're looking for me, try the Stacks. Or Rare Books.

9.) The need for a PhD is becoming less urgent. Maybe I'm tired. Maybe I'm satisfied with what I'm doing and the respect I have gained. Maybe I thought those three little letters were the only way towards validation, and I have since learned otherwise. If that turned out to be my only motivation for earning a PhD, just to prove something, that would have been a huge mistake.

10.) I am no longer very interested in what I thought I would be teaching and researching the rest of my life. Another reason for not pursuing the PhD right away, perhaps. I'm just not that sure about what I want to study anymore.

11.) I have found other sources of interest that I never considered before: Afro-Caribbean religions, Diaspora Studies, World Religions and Sufism, to name a few. I have far too many sources of fascination to be happy with the very narrow scope of a doctoral dissertation. So, can I be happy without the "Dr." thing? We shall see.

I am sure there are more things I have learned, and certainly more things I will learn. So, stay tuned for the big Graduation Special! I'll come up with a better list by then.

In the meantime, I have had several people tell me I should turn this into a novel and try to have it published. I agree! So, here is what I need you to do, dear readers: Tell your friends about the blog. Have them visit. Create buzz. I have no way of determining the number of hits to the site except to see how many people have viewed my profile. I know it isn't very detailed, and we all know why that is! But if people visit, make sure they click on the profile so their visit is counted. I'm thinking of starting my own covert marketing campaign. There are far too many bulletin boards on campus not to take advantage of them.

Increased readership also means a greater obligation on my part. If you make the commitment to tell your friends, and they visit, and you all demonstrate your interest in this blog and your support for me, I will continue to deliver the goods, and try to get here more often. Which means I desperately need to find a replacement for Jane and John Godley! Perhaps I should post an ad:

Cynical, acerbic seminary student seeks Evangelical couple for comic relief and mockery. Not terribly bright, self-righteousness a must. Prefer All-American and cheerleader types. No geeks, please.

Hmmm...perhaps not. I'll have to think about it.

In the thick of things:

Hello dear readers. Thank you for being patient while I get myself adjusted to my new schedule and classes. Also, I have been putting off writing a post until I was certain as to the status of Jane and John Godley. Sadly, I have not seen them, and classes have been back in session for nearly three weeks now. They aren't in any of my classes, and I have yet to identify suitable replacements for them. Actually, most of my classmates in all of my classes seem pretty cool. Dammit. Who will I pick on now?! It would seem as though all the airheads and dodo birds have graduated and/or left. Or, perhaps I'm just becoming more tolerant of, or resigned to, their presence. Maybe I'm numb or oblivious. Maybe I just don't give a shit anymore. I have more important things to worry about just now.

I will be swamped this semester. I'm working on my big integrative paper (instead of a thesis, but serves the same purpose...i.e. getting me out of here), I have lots of reading and lots of papers and/or projects in all my other classes, I will soon begin applying to Masters in Library Science programs, I am working in the Rare Books Library on campus, and, idiot/masochist that I am, I may be accepting a position as a research assistant to one of the seminary professors this Friday. I suppose I'll sleep when I'm dead.

Check back for my big anniversary special on the 26th! Or, maybe the 27th...or 28th...